'Cause I dunnoAsk me anything. Seriously. I WANT PEOPLE TO ASK ME STUFF SO PLEEEEEASEEEEE! SUBMIT STUFF TO ME. I LIKE HUMAN INTERACTION, SO PLEASE SUBMIT TO ME :3
when a good url is taken by a shitty blog
You can click and drag to stab things on your dash
Yeah! And it’s fun too. XD
reblogging just so I can stab things
we are all sick
you mean we’re all Slick
reasons you should fuck me:
- my hair is really soft and it’ll feel nice balled up in your fist when you take me from behind
Why don’t girls ever actually talk like this, do you even know how much of a turn on that would be?! Do you?!
i’m a boy
Why would a guy post that ?
have you ever heard of homosexuals
not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection
rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come
A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.